Homeschooling on Hudson: A Great Storyteller!
Jonathan tells Tales of the Holidays
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Sunday, October 05, 2008
October Cometh! 2008!
Please see my calendar for a haunted selection of lively performances. Do come listen! It will be more fun than the candy commercial offerings out there!
Also, please check out my new CD's The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (NAPPA Honors winner!)
Barkface & Rootnose (a hit with little kids!)
Also, please check out my new CD's The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (NAPPA Honors winner!)
Barkface & Rootnose (a hit with little kids!)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
BEST OF Storyteller, Jonathan Kruk
Once upon time I tried to blog. I left booking info and a brief bio. But did you read it? eeerrr? Were you moved? Wellll! Alas!
Now, again you arrived here news and entertainment! I am honored, humbled, I am yours happily ever after! Thanks. Understand, I hold off on blogging as a leaping loquacious luddite. Plus, I cringe each time I think of the concept of "blog". The word has a billowy slug-like mouth feel. If the Ruling Nerds consulted me, we'd be Soulocasting! 'Drat and Dread!" Goes my mind! Instead when my Blog enters. People want info injections, invectives, or worse, or else they won't bother to read your blog. All this deters me and I apologize. Now, I will overcome, and give you some storied news...
Best Storyteller of the Hudson Valley! That's what Hudson Valley Magazine, a venerable publication and known influence in my beloved locale is announcing at their bash October 16th! I am thrilled, honored and tickled. Granted few compete with me here as full time tale tellers. Yet, following years of drawing tales out of these majestic places from Donderbergs Imps to the chain once upon a time crossing the river, I feel worthy f this accolade! Further, I've traversed the road ways to schools libraries historic sites festivals and even a performance high above the river on the Poughkeepsie rail bridge. Plus, I've shaped my career to become The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Storyteller. This is a real honor I will drink in like a draught from Henry Hudson's "Little Men's" tankard! I'll not sleep like Rip, rather rise up to better reach people with the peculiar moving history and mystery of the Hudson Valley.
There's more storied news to come. Barkface and Rootnose will soon be on the loose at my gigs. Historic Hudson Valley and their favorite storyteller will soon release a dramatic reading of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. There's my fantasy to do a one man play as Robert Fulton for the big 400th Anniversary Celebration of Hudson-Fulton-Champlian next year. Plus, I have funny moments to share from my revised and revived Medieval Manors and Manners progrmas with sixth graders. Still, you won't read too much in one post. Forgive me for rattling on here and let's rest to ready for a future post! Thank you for coming this far. Please send me an e mail so I know you've got through this happily ever after! I'll send you a prize!
Jonathan
Now, again you arrived here news and entertainment! I am honored, humbled, I am yours happily ever after! Thanks. Understand, I hold off on blogging as a leaping loquacious luddite. Plus, I cringe each time I think of the concept of "blog". The word has a billowy slug-like mouth feel. If the Ruling Nerds consulted me, we'd be Soulocasting! 'Drat and Dread!" Goes my mind! Instead when my Blog enters. People want info injections, invectives, or worse, or else they won't bother to read your blog. All this deters me and I apologize. Now, I will overcome, and give you some storied news...
Best Storyteller of the Hudson Valley! That's what Hudson Valley Magazine, a venerable publication and known influence in my beloved locale is announcing at their bash October 16th! I am thrilled, honored and tickled. Granted few compete with me here as full time tale tellers. Yet, following years of drawing tales out of these majestic places from Donderbergs Imps to the chain once upon a time crossing the river, I feel worthy f this accolade! Further, I've traversed the road ways to schools libraries historic sites festivals and even a performance high above the river on the Poughkeepsie rail bridge. Plus, I've shaped my career to become The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Storyteller. This is a real honor I will drink in like a draught from Henry Hudson's "Little Men's" tankard! I'll not sleep like Rip, rather rise up to better reach people with the peculiar moving history and mystery of the Hudson Valley.
There's more storied news to come. Barkface and Rootnose will soon be on the loose at my gigs. Historic Hudson Valley and their favorite storyteller will soon release a dramatic reading of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. There's my fantasy to do a one man play as Robert Fulton for the big 400th Anniversary Celebration of Hudson-Fulton-Champlian next year. Plus, I have funny moments to share from my revised and revived Medieval Manors and Manners progrmas with sixth graders. Still, you won't read too much in one post. Forgive me for rattling on here and let's rest to ready for a future post! Thank you for coming this far. Please send me an e mail so I know you've got through this happily ever after! I'll send you a prize!
Jonathan
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
New for Fall 2007
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