Jonathan Kruk, Storyteller - entertains, enchants, educates

When at our home, a cottage near a lake in the Hudson Highlands, and children come around, I feel like a doctor or a dentist or a stockbroker. I get asked to work for free. Kids of course don't want advice on their cholesterol, crown or investments. They say. 'Jonathan, tell us a story!' Their parents try to rescue me. 'Jonathan needs to rest when he's at home. Storytelling is his job, and he's not working now.'

Once upon a time before my own daughter went away to college, the parents prevailed. 'I'm resting now, come to one of my shows!' Feeling the pang of passing (nay, pushing) time, I jump to indulge any kid who asks, tell me a story.

They don't get one of my performance tales, like "Barkface and Rootnose" or the headless horseman! We'll make something up, together. Strolling to the lake for example, I'll ask, what do those trees near the water look like?
'Trees!" "Giants?" "That twisted one looks like a Troll!"
Now, I've got something to turn into a tale. Of course, we're accompanied by our ten pound Pomeranian, Wesley - all fluffy and feisty. I've got my hero!
Once upon a time a slimy-skinned, fish-eyed, snaked-beared troll, with one snaggle tooth. (I've just taken what's in the lake and exaggerated it onto my troll) lived in this very lake. Once when you called out over the lake and your voice echoed back from the mountain, the Troll bubbled out of the water. The big boy in our lake parade, devilish look on his face, hollers. SNAGGLE! Wesley barks! (I've got my plot.)
Tossing slugs and snakes, shouting "stupid-noisy-noseys" I'll get you." Snaggle stormed after the kids. Smiling to make a flower face, the kids try hiding in a patch of Daisies. Snaggle still throws slugs, snakes and snorts! The kids shriek, but little big Wesley barks aarp! aarp! And he's not even fifty years old! My old friend gets the A.A.R.P. joke.
Wesley scared Snaggle so, that nasty troll scrambled up that tree. The big boy points to a shag bark hickory, and plays along. I see it, with the torn bark! The other kids look at adorable Wes grinning at our feet and over to the monstrous hickory. (!+!) <@@> {*!*}
How could Wesley scare a hairy scary troll?
There's one thing trolls fear more than sunshine and sugar cookies.
"What?" The kids wonder as we approach the lake. I huddle us in, and whisper.
"Big little dog kisses, terrify trolls!" Once Snaggle got up that tree, with little Wessie her aarping here, the troll croaked for his friends the lake crows. Who can caw like a crow? A girl with a pixie voice worries. "Won't we wake up the lake troll?" Why no! The crows came and carried Stinky Snaggle away over the mountains. Now, the lake is free of trolls, beautiful and ready for kids to jump in!
They all caw, clap and run for the little beach. And maybe, when they go off to college, they'll take away a little tale of vanquished lake troll.
And I'm ready to make up the next tale.
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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

HUDSON RIVER RAMBLERS

An arm of the sea, a drowned river, a fjord, are all ways scientists describe this river. The Native peoples, as your students will learn, called it “the river that flows both ways.” It is America’s first river.
The Hudson River Ramblers will sing and tell stories right from the people who farmed, fished and fought along the Hudson. Taking inspiration from Pete Seeger and Washington Irving, Rich & Jonathan use primary sources, audience participation to engage all with the river’s traditions. They’ll perform interactive folk songs and local lore.

We've performed for the river's 400th, the 350th anniversary of the Bartow-Pell Manor, the 225th anniversary of the American Revolution, the 200th anniversary of the Hamilton-Burr Duel, and many more for the last 2o years.

Venues have included; The New-York Historical Society, Washington's Headquarters, The Governors Island Grand Opening, School for the Deaf in Rome, NY, Mamaroneck Harbor Fest, The New York State Museum, Nassau BOCES Educators Conference, River Day Van Cortlandt Manor, Teaching the Hudson River Conference, and countless schools, festivals and one 19th century circus.

We'll sing and tell...
+Why the Hudson flows both ways
+ Who put the Yankee in "Yankee Doodle"
+ Where Imps sink ships on the river
+ What pirates once marauded the region
+ Why the Hudson River was the "Key" to American liberty.
+ Who were Sybil Ludington, "Toots" Fulton, Rueben Ranzo and more.

And why you'll like listening to and singing along with us.

www.hudsonriverramblers.com